October 9, 2017
Here is the Simpson's hypo (aka RIP Rod and Todd Flanders):
Thanks to the suggestion of a class member, I realized I could and should provide the Simpson's hypo here for consideration before our next class. So here it is, with helpful links to the Simpson's wiki:
Mr. Burns, that rich old codger, is having a problem with birds on his country estate. Bart Simpson built a tree house on the property when he was ward of Mr. Burns, and Bart recently left open a huge vat or Marge’s home-made peanut butter. (Bart had to take it to the tree house to keep Homer from eating all of it himself.) Smelling the peanut butter, birds from all over Springfield have invaded Burns’ property.
Burns tells his willing servant Waylon Smithers to get one of his antique flare guns and start firing shots into the tree around the tree house to scare birds away. Burns warns Smithers to check whether anyone is in the area; Burns knows kids still like to use the tree house, even though he had put up a sign stating that kids playing in the tree house would be prosecuted for trespassing.
Eager to do Burns' bidding and shoo the birds away quickly, Smithers only calls out "Hello, can anyone hear me?" to see if anyone is in the tree house. Smithers does not personally check to make sure no kids are in the house. After calling out a few times, he gets no response (though the woods are noisy). Smithers decides that he has done enough given than he does not plan to shoot at the tree house. He then takes aim at branches nearby the tree house and starts firing.
Sadly, it turns out that Rod Flanders and Todd Flanders, devout children of The Simpson’s devout neighbor, were in the tree house praying because they thought being off the ground brought them closer to their lord. (The Flanders thought praying, rather than playing, in the tree house was fine, and they heard Smithers call out, but though it was their lord speaking to them.) Tragically, the antique flare-gun fired off line and into the treehouse.
The flare shot by Smithers struck Rod directly in the chest. Todd discovers his older brother Rod has been killed instantly, and distraught, he jumps out the treehouse window to his death.
Smithers turns himself in, and now you are the prosecutor trying to decide whether he might be guilty of a form of homicide in Washington (at the time of Williams); in Massachusetts (at the time of Welansky), in Oliwood under the MPC; and in Ohio now.
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